Quimbodsugfen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, duplicitous goat.

Quimbodsugfen created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Quimbodsugfen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimbodsugfen, he will turn you into a worm.

Quimbodsugfen's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quimbodsugfen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Retreat if four manatees approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.