Mabhabnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical bat.

Mabhabnarl created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabhabnarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabhabnarl, he will laugh at you.

Mabhabnarl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mabhabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.