Ladlikkad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing dove.

Ladlikkad created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ladlikkad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladlikkad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ladlikkad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ladlikkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.