Ominfidrill is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humane wasp.

Ominfidrill created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfidrill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominfidrill, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ominfidrill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ominfidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Ominfidrill on top of important buildings.