Sterratdib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented elephant.

Sterratdib created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterratdib, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterratdib, he will turn you into a plant.

Sterratdib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sterratdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Sterratdib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterratdib.