Boglab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witless chicken.

Boglab created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Boglab, it will make you grow a tail.

Boglab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Boglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Respect your elders.