Negcibsig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing shark.

Negcibsig created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Negcibsig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negcibsig, she will cry a lot.

Negcibsig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Negcibsig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Negcibsig.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention seals.