Rowsitven is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident badger.

Rowsitven created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Rowsitven, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rowsitven, it will turn you into a duck.

Rowsitven's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rowsitven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing mauve shirts.

5. Respect your elders.