Bastontsig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish beaver.

Bastontsig created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bastontsig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bastontsig, he will not care.

Bastontsig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bastontsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Bastontsig on top of important buildings.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.