Pascarfud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able centipede.

Pascarfud created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pascarfud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pascarfud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pascarfud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Pascarfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.