Hanquatcumpadpoprul is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud butterfly.

Hanquatcumpadpoprul created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanquatcumpadpoprul, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hanquatcumpadpoprul, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hanquatcumpadpoprul's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hanquatcumpadpoprul's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.