Bugzanlap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring dragon.

Bugzanlap created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzanlap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugzanlap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bugzanlap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bugzanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from magenta mice, for they are unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.