Tenrigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak hippopotamus.

Tenrigleg created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrigleg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenrigleg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenrigleg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tenrigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Tenrigleg loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tenrigleg on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never laugh near aardvarks.

5. Do not hurt geese.