Pasomtdimdibragwigtab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, blissful turtle.

Pasomtdimdibragwigtab created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Pasomtdimdibragwigtab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pasomtdimdibragwigtab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pasomtdimdibragwigtab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pasomtdimdibragwigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Never talk about planets.