Dondobbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable squid.

Dondobbab created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dondobbab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dondobbab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dondobbab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dondobbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never write about asteroids.