Nuttmigwat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witty donkey.

Nuttmigwat created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmigwat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nuttmigwat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nuttmigwat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nuttmigwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Nuttmigwat loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not eat melons.