Yimjipmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering elephant.

Yimjipmet created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimjipmet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimjipmet, she will not care.

Yimjipmet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yimjipmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.