Tagrawaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, wise ant.

Tagrawaf created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagrawaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tagrawaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tagrawaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tagrawaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Tagrawaf.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always help sick gulls.