Monwapcatrenjab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, wise faun.

Monwapcatrenjab created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monwapcatrenjab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Monwapcatrenjab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Monwapcatrenjab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Monwapcatrenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear red.