Cipdapdob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest dugong.

Cipdapdob created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdapdob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cipdapdob, it will curse you with boils.

Cipdapdob's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cipdapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cipdapdob.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help dolphins in need.