Ligdibxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive meerkat.

Ligdibxen created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdibxen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ligdibxen, it will turn you into a goat.

Ligdibxen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ligdibxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near shrews.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.