Wabflannur is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving bird.

Wabflannur created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabflannur, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wabflannur, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wabflannur's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Wabflannur's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Wabflannur.

3. Never laugh near capybaras.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabflannur.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.