Ponhashun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humane jackal.

Ponhashun created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhashun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ponhashun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ponhashun's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ponhashun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponhashun.

3. You must love Ponhashun.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not commit murder.