Henyaknab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage dryad.

Henyaknab created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henyaknab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Henyaknab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Henyaknab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Henyaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henyaknab.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Henyaknab.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never mention sheep.