Cengigrill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unjust dove.

Cengigrill created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengigrill, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cengigrill, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cengigrill's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cengigrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Cengigrill on top of important buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.