Hignellspagdav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent dugong.

Hignellspagdav created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hignellspagdav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hignellspagdav, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hignellspagdav's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hignellspagdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Put Hignellspagdav first in all things.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.