Cunwikrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy narwhal.

Cunwikrat created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunwikrat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cunwikrat, he will turn you into a rock.

Cunwikrat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cunwikrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from yellow shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Never talk about gravity.