Rakrakgil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, irritating crocodile.

Rakrakgil created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakrakgil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakrakgil, she will turn you into a snail.

Rakrakgil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rakrakgil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six dolphins approach from the south.

2. Rakrakgil loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not eat wheat.