Fagstiggup is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome lion.

Fagstiggup created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagstiggup, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fagstiggup, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fagstiggup's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fagstiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.