Hannarlbim Xintompopmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful manatee.

Hannarlbim Xintompopmid created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hannarlbim Xintompopmid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hannarlbim Xintompopmid, it will think nothing of it.

Hannarlbim Xintompopmid's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hannarlbim Xintompopmid's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Never look at galaxies.