Jentonster is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced coyote.

Jentonster created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentonster, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jentonster, he will not care at all.

Jentonster's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jentonster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.