Sitflagyar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful monkey.

Sitflagyar created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitflagyar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitflagyar, he will turn you into a slug.

Sitflagyar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sitflagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not covet oxen.