Ganvablab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless scorpion.

Ganvablab created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganvablab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ganvablab, she will not care.

Ganvablab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ganvablab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganvablab.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.