Ab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful ant.

Ab created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ab, it will send you a sign.

Ab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Ab loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not bounce in public.