Ragjadwon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful lion.

Ragjadwon created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjadwon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragjadwon, she will remove you from existence.

Ragjadwon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ragjadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

5. Do not stand on grass.