Dambetquam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty walrus.

Dambetquam created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dambetquam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dambetquam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dambetquam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dambetquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dambetquam.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill foxes.