Faswegsas is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise slug.

Faswegsas created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faswegsas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Faswegsas, he will be very sad.

Faswegsas' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Faswegsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing cyan dresses.