Hugdubhudnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking troll.

Hugdubhudnutt created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugdubhudnutt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugdubhudnutt, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hugdubhudnutt's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hugdubhudnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing orange skirts.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Respect your elders.