Bogkikdid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical narwhal.

Bogkikdid created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogkikdid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogkikdid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogkikdid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bogkikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.