Limdutzag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered salamander.

Limdutzag created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Limdutzag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Limdutzag, she will make you grow a tail.

Limdutzag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Limdutzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Limdutzag.