Rilljoptip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering pig.

Rilljoptip created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilljoptip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilljoptip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rilljoptip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rilljoptip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Rilljoptip loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fire.