Kikyokveen is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthinking dingo.

Kikyokveen created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikyokveen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kikyokveen, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kikyokveen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kikyokveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Kikyokveen loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Always help birds.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Kikyokveen on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.