Tabdancenyar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast faun.

Tabdancenyar created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Tabdancenyar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tabdancenyar, it will cry a lot.

Tabdancenyar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tabdancenyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Put Tabdancenyar first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.