Hakrullfud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying porpoise.

Hakrullfud created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakrullfud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakrullfud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hakrullfud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hakrullfud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Hakrullfud.