Gidtamgadhotgonfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying bee.

Gidtamgadhotgonfeb created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidtamgadhotgonfeb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidtamgadhotgonfeb, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gidtamgadhotgonfeb's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gidtamgadhotgonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. You must love Gidtamgadhotgonfeb.

4. Never jump in the presence of doves.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.