Getfunpon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud mongoose.

Getfunpon created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfunpon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getfunpon, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Getfunpon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Getfunpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet hats.

2. Run away from purple whales, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Getfunpon loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not eat turnips.