Ranbidcat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able armadillo.

Ranbidcat created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbidcat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ranbidcat, she will not care at all.

Ranbidcat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ranbidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not take Ranbidcat's name in vain.

3. Hide from cyan turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.