Janquamfom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving scorpion.

Janquamfom created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janquamfom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Janquamfom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Janquamfom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Janquamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janquamfom.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.