Watlunfid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical whale.

Watlunfid created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watlunfid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watlunfid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Watlunfid's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Watlunfid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Watlunfid loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.