Cumrotleg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive human.

Cumrotleg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumrotleg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cumrotleg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cumrotleg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cumrotleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. You must pray to Cumrotleg seven times a day.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.